Posted 15 hours ago

sachimo:

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

(Source: bircls)

Posted 16 hours ago

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

Posted 16 hours ago

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

Posted 16 hours ago

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

reasons you should date me:

  • i bake things and they taste good usually
  • i will cuddle you always
  • you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not  talk
  • i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

dry-your-tears-with-my-coat:

thranduilshotbuns:

zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

snaxattacks:

eyebone:

imagine galaxy print leggings with this printed on the crotch

image

I WANT 50

image

i need these on my body right now

sorry it’s so shitty

imagine wearing these under a dress on a date and…

I will take 5 pairs please

give me one with Dedan on it

Posted 16 hours ago

sassy-corporal-rivaille-jaeger:

the-jean-kirschtein:

Snap chat adventures

These made my day honestly.

Posted 16 hours ago
lettersfromtitan:

aleksandrwilde:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

lettersfromtitan:

aleksandrwilde:

jinxamataz:

commissarcuddles:

hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Danny is out of control