Posted 57 minutes ago

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

Posted 58 minutes ago

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

Posted 1 hour ago
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Anonymous asked
  • 9. Is confidence cute?

it can be ye

  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?

idk exactly but in October Twiztid is coming to Florida the day after my birthday so definitely going to that

  • 92. Do you want to get married?

maybe someday. it depends on who and if they want to and how long we’re together.

Posted 2 hours ago

I should go get food but I don’t want to put on pants

Posted 2 hours ago

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

  1. 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  2. 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  3. 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  4. 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  5. 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  6. 6. What are you excited for?
  7. 7. What happened tonight?
  8. 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  9. 9. Is confidence cute?
  10. 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  11. 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  12. 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  13. 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  14. 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  15. 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  16. 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  17. 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  18. 18. The last time you felt broken?
  19. 19. Have you had sex today?
  20. 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  21. 21. Are you in a good mood?
  22. 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  23. 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  24. 24. What do you want right this second?
  25. 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  26. 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  27. 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  28. 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  29. 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  30. 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  31. 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  32. 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  33. 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  34. 34. Listening to?
  35. 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  36. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  37. 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  38. 38. Who did you last call?
  39. 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  40. 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  41. 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  42. 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  43. 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  44. 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  45. 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  46. 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  47. 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  48. 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  49. 49. Do you dance in the car?
  50. 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  51. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  52. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  53. 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  54. 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  55. 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  56. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  57. 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  58. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  59. 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  60. 60. Wear slippers?
  61. 61. Wear a bath robe?
  62. 62. What do you wear to bed?
  63. 63. First concert?
  64. 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  65. 65. Nike or Adidas?
  66. 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  67. 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  68. 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  69. 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  70. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  71. 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  72. 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  73. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  74. 74. What is your favorite book?
  75. 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  76. 76. Regularly burn incense?
  77. 77. Ever been in love?
  78. 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  79. 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  80. 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  81. 81. Tea or coffee?
  82. 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  83. 83. Can you swim well?
  84. 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  85. 85. Are you patient?
  86. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  87. 87. Ever won a contest?
  88. 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  89. 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  90. 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  91. 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  92. 92. Do you want to get married?
Posted 2 hours ago

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

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Posted 18 hours ago

emoij:

Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

Posted 18 hours ago

zyoteofalbion:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

A king has to know these kinds of things.

(Source: asgardian-poledance)

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago
sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.